Bob Fangor - born up in the town of Bangor, Maine, Bob Fangor's mother died during childbirth, and had long since been abandoned by his father, Darth Vader. So Bob was raised by a pack of wolves. Because wolves are notorious for their liberal thinking, Bob Fangor grew up to become a hippie. So naturally, he bought a VW van and moved to Eugene, Ohio to start a radical hippie movement. His deepest desire is to be a potato. Er.. astronaut. He and his girlfriend Moonbeam have been living out of wedlock for approximately three years. He's probably going to hell for it.
Moonbeam Sunflower Daylily Wintergreen Snowbottom - Is Bob's girlfriend. Bob found her wandering along the streets of Eugene, Ohio one night, and after she tried to steal his wallet and beat him with an ice cream cone, Bob decided he liked her and took her home. The only thing she knows about her past is that she was conceived and born of hippie parents in the back of a psychedelic VW van.
Darth Vader - Once famous for his movie career which came to a screeching halt after all of the drug scandals. Before his arrest, he met a young woman named Petunia Knoxworthy and left her after a one night stand in Toronto, Canada. He then fled to Mexico and became known as Senor Blackoman, working secretly for the Mexican government.
Brixton Corns - Used to be a B-rated producer for soft-core pornos until it was discovered that he was sleeping with one of his actresses, Jenny Bigaboobs and was kicked out of the business (There are just some things that are completely unethical!). After years of therapy by a mad scientist who often performed dangerous experimental procedures on his brain, Brixton slowly started to grow insane. He now believes that he drives a talking car, lives on an airplane, and flies around the country, saving peoples' lives.
Jenny Bigaboobs - Didn't have quite big enough ones to make it into the good porn, so she was forced to sleep her way to the top. Unforunately, Brixton Corns was very, very far from the top. Shunned from Hollywood, she now flies around with Brixton on his make-believe airplane.
Dante - Is actually a large cardboard box that Brixton found, painted, attached a steering wheel and four wheels, and pretends to drive around. Dante is also British, for reasons unbeknownst to anyone.
Fang the Duck - Was born on and lived peacefully with his family on Duck Pond until he was one day kidnapped by Bob Fangor and forced to live indoors and eat candy corn. He spends most of his time in the toilet, just because it's the only constant indoor body of water.
Cowboy Bo - Met Bob Fangor in episode 20. He then mysteriously "vanished" after this one cameo appearance. It is rumored that he once slept with Moonbeam. This may or may not have anything to do with his mysterious disapperance.
The Hobo - Is actually an ex-wealthy-businessman who used to go by the name of Abel von Schnable until he was found to be embezzling several dollars from his company each year and thrown in jail. Fortunately for Abel, he grew so skinny in prison, that he was able to slip between the bars and escape unnoticed. He then decided to flee to Ohio (for obvious reasons) and live out the rest of his life as a Hobo With No Name. He also has a very obnoxious habit of stealing peoples' underwear.
Al Fangor - Originally an alien from outerspace, Al came to Earth and adopted an Earthen name. He pretended to be the first born son of Petunia Knoxworthy and her then-boyfriend, Ecuador Benjamin Vasquez Fangor. As both of them were hippies and completely stoned at the time, neither of them ever realized that they'd never actually *had* a son and were raising a 30-year-old grown alien whom they found digging through their trash one day.
Islander Tye - Is from the other side of the world. She made a guest appearance on Bob's Terror Island. She may or may not really be a cannibal. Or wear UGG boots.
George the Monkey - A monkey who befriended Bob on Bob's Terror Island. He used to be an astronaut in the space program. But after he became too intelligent and learned too many valuable government secrets, he was forced into hiding on the Island and never allowed back to the States under penalty of death.
Santa Claus - Usually makes one or two appearances a year, generally around Christmas. You've probably heard of him before.
Ernie the Elf - One of Santa's REALLY HAPPY helpers. He nursed Bob Fangor back to health after Bob wrecked his van into the North Pole.
Fonzi - Is Bob's hero. 'EEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!
Auntie Demaria - Petunia Knoxworthy's sister. She used to be an bio-technician until she exploded the lab one too many times and was fired. She now works at Wal-Mart.
Blardvark - Is an alien that landed in Demaria's backyard one evening. Demaria, being an ex-scientist, knew immediately what to do with him: Keep him locked in the attic. But then she realized that Blardvark was actually a cool alien, not the brain-sucking kind, so she decided to let him out two or three times a year so he could eat glass and small neighborhood children.
Garth and Gaston - Are Demaria's twin sons. Garth is faster than Gaston. But Gaston sings like an angel... an angel caught in a blender. Neither of them have jobs. They both still live with their mother. And neither of them have ever had a girlfriend. They tried the mail-order brides, but decided they took to long to come.
Professor Soup - Is a really mean professor that teaches Bob's Study of Pirates class. Nobody really knows why Bob takes a Study of Pirates class... Nobody knows why *anybody* would take a Study of Pirates class.
Lil' Spanish Guy - Is a very HAPPY little guy who lives in the closet, wears hot pink, rhinestone-studded chaps, and enjoys interior decorating. He is also a bodyguard for hire and spends his free time searching for his one true love. Or at least a one night stand.
Paco - An illegal citizen from Tijuana, Paco drives his little taco stand around the country, selling tacos that offer less food poisoning than the other illegal taco stands around.
Captain Roger Corticosteriod, AKA NASA Man #1 - Former captain of the NASA space program. Is impervious to the vicious fluxworthian hiccups due to a genetic defect. He once allowed Bob Fangor to pilot a space shuttle. He now works at Wall-Mart.
El-prup, the Perverted Purple Alien - From the planet K-Y, El-prup is an important ambassador. He flies his alien ship around Earth, kidnapping random hippies and performing kinky sexual acts with them.
EXPLANATIONS OF SOME COMICS
and LITTLE KNOWN FACTS
024 - Bird Droppings
Based upon a really abysmally stupid U.S. law, which is as follows:
A US citizen can take possession of any foreign, uninhabited island, as long as it contains bird droppings.
034 - Bob Fangor, the Movie
Was in the works for at least a year and a half.... Maybe two years. There was even had a script written for it at one point, Which apparently got thrown away. But on August 8, 2007, it became a reality!!
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REALLY Useless Facts
- It took 42 times of uploading to try and get this page right upon its first creation on October 18th, 2005.
- Bob Fangor first became famous sometime around May 2003. The first Bob Fangor webpage was created on June 3rd, 2003.
- Bob Fangor moved onto bobfangorDOTcom on November 29th, 2005.
- Bob Fangor has declined many tv interviews, including Jay Leno, Katie Couric, David Letterman, and George Stephanopolis. He prefers to maintain a simple, quiet life..
